Happiness comes in many forms

I walked into class today, and when I reached my table, there it was...

Starbucks coffee just waiting for me on the table, hot and nice. Naturally, I thought it was my students coffee and just asked them whose it was, then they did the nicest thing...

They told me it was for me! I was so touched, hehe...

So when I went home, I set my mood as happy on facebook, I was cuddling my pet Hubble when Bradshaw found me on msn, and I realized, that she adopted a Kitty... and the rest of the conversation is here...


geri says:
u adopted kitty?

geri says:
but

geri says:
ur a bitch

geri says:
...

geri says:
hmmmmm

geri says:
doesnt make sense la

geri says:
lol

Bradshaw says:
sigh....since i alwiz have a wet pussy mite as well adopt a kitty

Bradshaw says:
lol

Bradshaw says:
thr does tat answer ur question

Bradshaw says:
bitch

geri says:
BHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA


I have friends who sprain their ankles, yet still horny, lol.

Eat, drink and be merry! :)

I've been wanting to blog for so long now, but I couldn't because I've been loaded with assignments, family obligations and some work related dillema of my own. But, the good part is, since it's the holiday week, I've been going around jalan-jalan cari makan, and I can't wait to post the pictures here.

First up, THE APARTMENT, The Curve...

Gotta love the creativity that makes them stand out from other places, but the service was extremely unsatisfactory. We had to wait ages until our food came, and we ordered desert with our entrees, but we had to wait a good 30 minutes even after we called for it -_- So, anyway, food was good, we had some sort of cod fish soup for starters, and then we had Chicken in a Bag, I was so eager to see what kind of bag they were talking bout, then it arrived, and aluminium foil bag, ceh... hehe... nevertheless, I loved the dish because when we opened the bag, the aroma of the chicken in cheesy sauce was enough to feed our souls, the desert, something chocolatey, was heavenly too :) Sorry, no pics of those, was busy eating so we could get back to work.

Then, I don't know if it was all the talk about eating good donuts, or the frustration of never having tried Krispy-Kreme donuts, I suddenly had to go get some donuts. I drove right away to Big Apple (The Curve) and bought 6 delicious donuts. I was happy.

And so was my nephew...

Next stop, would be Japanese-o, yummy-licious :)

Had my Salmon Teriyaki at this place in Centrepoint, it's called Momo, if I'm not mistaken. I simply love the environment there, the energy is so tranquil and serene, I feel as though I stepped into another world for lunch, which is pleasing, really...

And then, I also went to the Paddington Pancake House, and the usual T.G.I.F, I'm not gonna bother posting pics cz I always makan there, so no biggie lor...

We went to this place in One Utama called Jack's Place, which was pretty good, I loved the menu because it wasn't the usual boring chicken in black pepper sauce kinda crap, this one had some really creative sauces, like my collegue tried this chicken dish that came with orange and herb sauce, which tasted fabulous!

And then, of course, there are family functions which make you laugh and catch up with cousins that live oh-so-far-away :)

What's your Heineken moment?

Me loves me gramps! :)

Addiction...

Yes, as if my addictions to reading daily gossip blogs aren't enough, I have actually found something wayyy more addictive than all of it put together - FACEBOOK

Damn those people who came up with the fantabulous idea, I'm wasting so much precious time on it, I know I should stop, but how can you resist throwing a used tampon on someone, and bitch slapping another??? sigh...

I'm kinda free at work today, cz 1) I left the test papers I was supposed to mark at home and 2) I'm so absorbed in facebook, I'm not even attempting to do my assignments. I should really have an adult watching over me -_-

Neway, I was having this conversation with Becky, when the ho said this:

Becky Feelin' Better says:
eh,
Becky Feelin' Better says:
gotta tell you something funny
geri says:
wat?
Becky Feelin' Better says:
gimme a second
geri says:
ok
geri says:
seconds up
geri says:
lol
Becky Feelin' Better says:
someone said something about Air Asia
geri says:
ok
geri says:
wat bout it
Becky Feelin' Better says:
so my colleague, Emily said, "Wei, dont la say anything.. me and Air Asia are best friends..."
Becky Feelin' Better says:
then I said, "best friends, huh? you guys hang out and stuff?"
Becky Feelin' Better says:
she said, "yeah, we went to Starbucks this weekend"
Becky Feelin' Better says:
and I said, "Hey, I went to Starbucks too... how come we didnt run into each other?"
Becky Feelin' Better says:
and Emily said, "yeah, we did... you were there with Virgin, werent you?"
Becky Feelin' Better says:
and I said, "Erm... I dont think we can call Geraldine that..."
Becky Feelin' Better says:
hahaha
geri says:
hahaha
geri says:
bitch
geri says:
lol

Becks you 'ho, just cz ur one, doesn't mean everybody is one ok, lol, and Alexander Petrovsky is OLD! :P

Speed Dating - Malaysian Style

I went to Bangsar for brunch on Saturday with Becks the Cracks when she suddenly burst out saying, "I wanna try speed dating!"





I was just looking at her blankly thinking why would anyone go through that kinda torture, when men take longer than 2 minutes to get deciphered. Heck, you don't even know them well enough even after you're married to them.





So then she explained that it's just one of those things she wants to do, and I had to accept that argument of course. I've always wanted to do so many things, like eat a Krispy Kreme donut, or bungee jump, or get a tattoo, go on a cruise to the Caribbean, go visit Grenadine and lie on a hammock the whole day doing nothing but sipping a cocktail (sigh), and the list goes on. So this is just one of "those" things that Becks wanted to do...





Then we started discussing about how the Indian speed dating scenario would be and we burst out laughing. We decided that it would probably be in an Indian restaurant, with the 4 seaters coz he would bring his mom along, and we would go in, with just ourselves :P. Then, his mom would prob start off the conversation by asking how old we were, or can we cook, etc, and he would be playing games on his PSP. If in any case, he starts talking, he would probably get shushed by his mother, and he would obey, of course! lol





And then we imagined Bradshaw pulling through the restaurants driveway with her vrooom vrooom sports car and boob-popping top, and all the mothers would gasp and start gossiping about her. BHAHHHHAHAHAH. It's such a funny thing to even imagine la, we burst out laffin so hard in the restaurant that we were in! lol.





Anyway, back to my life, my lack of blogging is because I finally started going to the gym. Bad news is, I broke my I'm-not-shopping-till-christmas vow I made to myself :(

I spotted this bag while shopping for new sports shoes and attire, and I couldn't resist. It's soooo Anya Hindmarch-ish kan?
Totally loves it!

And that's a pointless picture of me smiling, pouting and showing off my pearly whites, hehe...

I have a new crush...

Hello, I'm not so old ok, I'm still allowed to have crushes.

The latest being, Mr. Daniel Henny *drools*

Since I had a long weekend, I decided to watch this Korean movie called "Seducing Mr. Perfect" and I ended up having a MAJOR crush on Mr. Perfect himself *yes baby, you are perfect* :P

Because I had a crush on him, I couldn't concentrate on the storyline la, cz whenever he appeared on screen I would drool away, lol, so I had to watch the movie twice la. Who am I kidding, I still don't know what the story is about. They should just remake the movie with only his scenes in it, and the rest should be deleted la.

I'm nominating him for HAWT STUD of the year!

T.O.R.N.

I Will Be There For You
By The Rembrandts


So no one told you life was going to be this way
Your jobs a joke, you're broke, your love life's DOA.

It's like you're always stuck in second gear
And it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year
but.. I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
'Cuz you're there for me too...

You're still in bed at ten
And work began at eight
You've burned your breakfast
So far... things are goin' great

Your mother warned you there'd be days like these
Oh but she didn't tell you when the world has brought
You down to your knees that...

I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
'Cuz you're there for me too...

No one could ever know me
Seems you're the only one who knows
What it's like to be me
Someone to face the day with
Make it through all the rest with
Someone I'll always laugh with
Even at my worst I'm best with you, yeah

It's like you're always stuck in second gear
And it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year...

I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
'Cuz you're there for me too...

I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you
'Cuz you're there for me too...

Yes hun, I'll always be there for you, love you to bits no matter where you are and where you go. I'm so emo now, so I can't really express what I want to say, so much has changed in such a short span of time. All I know is I never wanna lose you, not now, not ever, so yea, like I said, I'm just not ready to give you up. You mean the world to me, you are my family, even closer actually, coz no one else would actually have the liberty to be in your place, ever. I can't believe you are all grown up now, and that I have to leave my wonderful days that I shared with you behind, it's painful, but at the same time, I can't help but be extremely happy for you.

I love you, always have, always will...

Merdeka!

I was teaching my students on Thursday morning, as usual, and then I realized that normally my students would be in the hype mode of learning, they would be bombarding me with questions right, left and center, and they were sooo extremely quiet that morning.

So I was thinking, I'd give them a break, and then let them in la, but instead, they wanted to end the class coz they had plans since it's the 50th Merdeka... and they weren't even Malaysians.

-_-

I then found out that most of them had plans to go to one place or another since it was a long weekend, and yea, like me, they were also on the holiday mode already.

Finally I let them go 30 minutes before class was supposed to end. Went back to the staffroom, and everybody was in the holiday mode already, heedless to say, I joined them :)

After work, we all got together and decided we shall go have crabs :) yummmmyyyyy:)

It just so happen, my friend's brother owned this chain of seafood restaurant somewhere at Kota Damansara, it's called Atlantis. We all, apa lagi, set off on our journey to jalan-jalan cari makan.

As soon as we got there, I, as usual, was busy camwhoring, while the rest were chit-chatting with my friend's brother, a.k.a The Owner.

I thought the place had a good location, but they could have done more for the deco. One thing that amazed me was that they had turned the IKEA bins into lamps :O

IKEA bins cum lamp!

So creative right? Cheap and nice also... I don't know if anyone else noticed it, coz I kept staring at it and everybody was asking me why, hehe, didn't say anything la... hehe. The aquariums in the shop however, was anything but ordinary, I present to you:

Leopard print Eel!!!

And it was blardy long ok! I got a shock when I saw this, coz normally when you go eat seafood, you always see live koi's and all la, but nothing like this! The only time I was amazed was when I went to the Kelana Seafood, and they had a FREAKING HUGE FISH there. It beloged in the sea la wei! The other fishes in the aquarium was pretty cool also la, there were also leopard print fish! So cute la.. Then I asked the owner, "This one just for show or can eat?"

His reply came as a real shock to me- "Can eat la! Special order!" Wah... so jakun la me...

Gotta hand it to this shop when it comes to unique menu la wei, they had chicken in strawberry sauce! And according to my freind, it's damn good.

Chicken in Strawberry Sauce

Anyway, back to the food, for starters, we ate chicken feet soup. It was my first time, but I gotta tell you, it tasted pretty good.

Chicken feet soup

Then, we had crab cooked in salted egg yolk, and another crab dish, cooked in some tangy tasting sauce. Both tasted oh-sooo-freakin-good!

Crab cooked with Salted egg-yolk

We also had some vege dishes, we had potato leaves cooked with ginger and also the "King of Beans"-basically 4 different types of beans that were cooked with belacan and petai! Super yum! :) We ordered some steamed buns to go with our gravy from the crab, and that was also heavenly. Sorry, no more pics of the other food coz my hands were dirty from eating crab, hehe.

To tell you the truth, I have eaten crabs many times, especially since I stay near a very famous crab outlet, but I have never tried eating them cooked like this la. Felt so adventurous that day, hehe. Part of the reason why I love eating with Chinese people, they are such adventurous eaters, hehe. So anyway, all of us gave up, but there was one strong survivor going at it, my fav bubbly Angie. She soo reminds me of herself, such a cute darling. She was like, you guys go ahead and talk, leave me outta it, I'm enjoying my food, hehe.

Cutie pie Angie

This is how our table looked like once we were done eating.

We couldn't finish all of it la, gave up halfway- too much la.

The Jalan -jalan cari makan gang:

Wan the bee fun, Polly and Angie

Ms. Kwan and Ah Chan - by the way, Ms. Kwan's top sooo reminds me of the eel -_-

And finally, Moi

That's just bout how my Merdeka started, I did a lot of stuff after that la, which I'm not gonna blog about coz I'll only finish next week, and I have work to get back to... sigh... Me want a holiday :(

I wanna swim with the dolphins too!

Attended a workshop just to criticize it!

Presenter at the workshop :P

I had to attend a workshop recently, and it was not because I had to participate and learn something from it, instead, I was asked to criticize it.

The whole class had to do it actually, it's part of developing ourselves professionally... although I did not see the professional side of us during the workshop coz most of the time, we were giggling, passing notes around and making faces at the poor guy conducting the workshop.

Don't get me wrong, we are all adults and we know how to conduct ourselves in a workshop, but the fact is, the workshop was so boring and it was beneath our level. I know I'm not that smart, wait a minute, I am that smart, so I take it back, heh. Thing is, the materials that the presenter prepared were all stuff that we teach in college, and most of us know stuff like that in and out, and there he was, assuming we know nothing about what he was talking about, explaining the same, simple concept over and over again... As if that's not enuf for us to pick on and criticize, he actually enunciated few words wrongly, and of course we heard his mistakes all too well. Felt like a vulture that day la.

So obviously la, we got bored and we started doing our thing, which is what students do. hehe. To top it all off, there was some construction going on in the building, and I swear, it felt like they were drilling towards us! lol. It was sooo loud at one point, we were talking, and the presenter was talking, but nobody could hear anything.

The poor guy finally stood in the middle of the class and started yelling his heart out. So finally we decided to shut up and listen, and thank god he finished early, so we all clapped away when he asked, "Any questions?" -_-

I know, I know, so unprofessional, hehe.

The "To be Professionally Developed Gang"

*tsk tsk, gonna be a loooong process alright :P

Is it wrong to not be able to tolerate others?

No, don't get me wrong, I'm the Queen of Whiners, oh wait, sorry Jes, lol.

But yea, I do it a lot too, it's just that I only whine to certain people, and my all time favourite victims are of course Sexy Jesy and Bradshaw. The reason behind it... simple, they are the people I hold closest to my heart and they know me all too well, they've stood by me in good times as well as bad, and they would never judge me, that's why they're my besties.

Recently, I've been overwhelmed by the amount of whining made - not by me, but by a colleague. To start with, I don't even know her that well, so why on earth would you tell me stories bout how you fought with your boyfriend, how he fucked up your day, how ignorant he is, and finally, why, oh why on earth would you tell a person you've known for a complete 3 weeks how your boyfriend and you have sex????

Really... WHY?

As if all that relationship whining that comes in first thing in the morning is not bad enough, then comes lunch time whining, where she bithces and butches ( not literally la) about the entire office. The moment I come back from lunch, I feel so drained out and completely demotivated to work, and I hate being the hypocrite that says this, but all that negative energy seriously drains me out.

I hate sitting next to her, I hate having to face her every morning, I simply dread lunch time and its not cz she's a bad person, cz she's really not, but I really can't take her whining no more!

So much so, my other colleagues actually told me that they pitied my situation and told me that I could join them anytime for lunch instead. Thing is, I never once bitched bout her to any of my other work mates, they just said it. So, it's not just me, and you have no idea what a relive that is to me, cz I'm a strong believer in the "Everybody has a good side and the bad side, so choose to see more of the good side and the bad side will dissolve away" kind of person. I know it sounds naive and immature, but it's true, I do feel that way.

Since I can't take her whining anymore, I've stopped having lunch with her and the moment I enter the office these days, I plug in my earplugs and pretend that the music from my cell phone is so loud, that I can't hear her. And because I don't wanna hurt her feelings, I just told her that I'm on a strict diet and I don't want to have lunch, when in actual fact, I'd be starved crazy during lunch, sigh...

All these sacrifices just cz, 1) I don't wanna blow up during lunch one day and stuff her mouth with pineapples or smtg, 2) I don't want to hurt her feelings by saying that, frankly, I just cannot take her whining anymore, 3) cz I feel that I should enjoy working wherever I am, and I have to decide how I feel about a certain workplace without letting others ruin it for me.

So yea, all said and done and outta my chest... caption for the day, however, is...

What? At least I'm not whinig ryt? -_-

Finally...

Finally:

• have some time to blog
• marking some seriously fucked up test papers...
• finished an assignment that was due...
• got my punjabi suit for the function =)...
• feel so happy for Leen that she's moving on...
• had time to call Sexy Jesy and talk to her today...
• watched the Korean movie I was so dying to watch...
• found out that someone was a liar all along...
• met up with my ex-colleagues...
• found out that I made a mistake by laughing at a certain fortune teller...
• had the guts to tell a collegue to buzz off and leave me alone...
• so happy that I'm in total control of my life eventhough it feels like I'm on a roller-coaster most of the time...

And, finally, I have to seriously stop this and get back to more work -__-

DAMN!

Swamped

With work, assignments and family obligations.

Need I say more?

I REALLLLYYY NEED A BREAK.

I'm at a bridge...

Have you ever gone through a phase in life where you can't make a decision yet, and you're really eager to see how things fall through... even though the outcome could be so ugly it would haunt you forever?

Well, I'm at that phase right now. Don't really wanna talk about it coz I've talked about it too my family and friends, some say this and some say that. I'm gonna wait coz I've decided how to handle the situation after listening to some sound advice from my mother.

No matter what happens, I know my family and closest friends will back me up all the way, and because of that, I feel confident, I feel strong, and I'm not afraid of being intimidated. I love them so much for this. They are my pillars of strength, literally.

For now, I can only hope all goes well. I don't wanna hope too much though, coz I don't wanna be disappointed either. Sigh. Life get's so challenging sometimes.

How do men see you?

I received an email from jes with this link on it, so I thought I'd check it out la.

You can too, just click on this link :

http://www.blogthings.com/howdomenseeyouquiz/


This is what mine says...

Men See You As Choosy

Men notice you light years before you notice them
You take a selective approach to dating, and you can afford
to be picky
You aren't looking for a quick flirt -
but a memorable encounter
It may take men a while to ask you out,
but it's worth the wait

hmm.... jesy's said the same, no wonder we are best friends =)

I'm not a racist la, just don't like 'em all that much.

First and foremost, I'm not talking about any racial groups in Malaysia. I'm talking about a certain group of foreigners. I just can't stand em la.

I thought I'll only have to face them in class when I teach, now, they are blardy hell everywhere that I turn. Even in the Uni i study in. And the best part of it all, they have the same crappy attitude. EEEEE, feel like wrangling the neck of their kind man.

I actually do not have a problem with the feminine version of that kind, but when it comes to those testosterone filled, hormone raging, ego - feeding, hairy as ware-wolf's arse kind of species... God have mercy on me, but I absolutely cannot tahan them la.

As if stupidity beyond reason and doubt alone is not enough to substantiate their stinking clothes and people they are, they have something else to supplement it, their horrid personality.

We were all in class today, and this guy, from this specific group of foreigners happen to be in my class. This is week 4, so by now, everyone has got their act together and we know what to do and all. This guy, walks into class, like he's a gift from the Big Guy upstairs, and demands to know what the course is all about. So my lecturer was jts being kind, and explained everything to him, including the assignments and all of course. Then, as if he is the only person who has so much going on in his life, he actually asked if he could do some other assignment because he left his stuff in his country.

Like hello, you think what, the rest of us got it with us since we were born is it? Fuckin hell get your act together and start doing some work instead of complaining how you left this and that in your country la. Sheesh. My lecturer told him to post a pendrive back to his country and told him to get someone to save his stuff for him, ahhahhaha, serves him right.

This people, are so blardy lazy, but they are soo damn good when it comes to whining and complaining. I truly appreciate Malaysians more after seeing crappy foreigners like this man. I know it sounds a lil too dramatic la, but seriously, after my new job and now this, think I've seen more than I would like too from this people. I have to get outta here so I don't have to face this people la, they're blardy flooding our country!

I've set the papers and I hate my boss.

I know everybody hates their boss. I hate mine too. Nothing new there except mine is fucking stupid as well.

Been damn busy with the papers and all, and thanks to my stupid boss who can't make up her fucking mind bout what she wants, this happens to be the 3rd time I'm re-designing the questions.

Was so pissed with her on Friday coz I finished my work early and submitted the papers to her. Being the dumb bitch she is, she din bother telling me it should be upon how much and what kind of questions to set. She said "I leaf it up to you laaa " with the blardy chinky slang. So I did la, according to my style. Then, lo and behold, she didn't like the questions because she thinks it's not hard enough for the students. Like are you stupid or something? I know my students ok, they're gonna fail this paper for sure, damn I even took the effort to design it that way. Sheesh.

Then, she just dumped a whole lot of files on me that were as fat as her arse, and told me to go do it over the weekend. FUCK man, weekend is for me, not for your Blardy work Bitch! Should have just told me what you want from the beginning right? UGH!

So, being the blatant bitch I am, I pointed out her fault, and told her that I will try to do it over the weekend coz I already have plans. In a nice way la ( what to do, still my boss what) holding up all the cuss words I wanted so badly to use on her. eeeeeeeeee!

All this coming from a Sociology graduate who doesn't know what an expository essay is! The only reason why she is even in her position is coz she's been there for 14 years, and they couldn't figure out which department they should promote her to. Apparently, thanks to hot office gossips, she was actually gonna get fired once because the whole college knows she sucks at her job. But then homegirl cried her way through and stuck herself to the position. EEUUUWWW! What a gross way to climb the ladder man, at least have some dignity and sleep with the boss la, sheesh.

In conclusion, I hate and love her...
I hate her coz she makes my life difficult at times coz she's stupid
I love her coz I'm smarter than her, and that officially gives me the upper hand to manipulate her =)

* Best part is, she's so easy la... lol. I'm so evil, I'm goin straight to hell. Only consolation lies in the fact that I know I'll see all my office mates there as well. Muahahahahahah :P

Drools...

Can't blog.
Actually, can't even think.
Watching my hero do his thang, hehe drools... :P

Looks like I won't be so busy afterall ! ceh...

Yea, I'm not gonna be that busy after my whining here. One of the classes that I was going to continue attending is full. Plus registration day is over, and there's still no space yet, so I guess I would have to settle for 3 subjects and my project paper this semester.

I'm still adjusting to work, and the bastards students (yes, they are bitchy, and if you were teaching them, you'll know, so stop judging me -_-) ... (except for my cute student) hehe, and I'm in the midst of preparing my exam papers now though.

So technically, I'm still screwed la, but not as hardcore as before, lol. I setting the questions to be damn hard, serves those dumb asses right for acting so damn smart in class. Let them suffer and die. MUAHAHAHHAHA (Evil Laugh)

I'm begining to understand the meaning of the proverb "talam dua muka" with this bunch of students la. In front of me, so nice, buttering my ass all the time, at the back of me, bitch bout me to my boss. No balls la. Just be frank la, sheesh. And the best part is, I told my gay fren bout this (since he has been there for like a good 5 years or something) and he went like :

Gay fren: Aku dah boring lah dengar cerita complaint complaint nih,
talk about something else la.
Me : *Stares at him, thinking what's up ur arse?*
Gay fren: *Immediately picks the nonverbal cue* Tak, cz this students nih, tak habis habis
nak complaint, setiap kali ada cikgu baru, mesti complaint, malas nak layan ah.
Me :Ooooooooooooooooo, macam tu cerita... okok. Like I'm so glad I have you as
my mentor gurlfren :)
Gay fren: I want a bag, make it a prada -_-
Me : Wateva! Let's lunch, I'm starving.
Gay fren: *Rolls eyes*


I love gay men. I do. They just don't love me back, lol. They have a wicked sense of humour and they're so accepting. If all men were gay ( the ugly ones of course) the world would be a better place.

Becks you crack biatch, Wentworth Miller IS NOT GAY ok, he is looking for a bride! Drools...

No caption today, computer had some virus so all my captions pics are gone. :(

I'M OFFICIALLY SCREWED

Yes, I am.

Being the over-confident bitch ( babe in total control of herself :P) I happily registerd for 3 classes and my project paper and took on a full time job not knowing that I miscalculated my credit hours.

Yes, I know, blardy silly and stupid. Dunno whether to call myself bodoh or bangang. Sheesh.

So now, instead of taking all those papers with my full time job, I have to take another 3 unit paper. It's like suicide, I dunno why I'm doing it, but I am.

I told my coursemates about it, and they seem to have a whole-lotta confidence in me. God only knows why :p They're convinced that t I'll do just as well even if I take 7 subjects. Kiasu.

So I'm officially giving up what little life I had and I'm gonna have to bust my ass off this semester. I'm so gonna reward myself when all this is over by taking a wonderful vacation.

Yup, that's me alryt...

My lappie is busted, and I am too :(

First week of classes at UPM, plus work, plus new nephew...





Yes, it spells HORRIFIC all right!





So, I thought I'll show some enthusiasm about classes and went for my class after being caught in a jam for nearly an hour, just to find out that classes were cancelled. My friends, instead of informing me regarding this, just stood outside class and waited for me coz they wanted to have tea with me. Classic la, nampak sangat they're my frens :P





The next day, went for class, lo and behold, I received a tonne of assignments and briefings on how to do it. Feeling so miserable already :(





You know how they always say three's a charm, lol, well mine wasn't. I promptly fell sick on the third day, so I skipped classes, and had to take a mc the next day. My poor cute student. Yes, I only feel sorry for the one cute guy in my class :P (yes, I do not really care bout the rest)





So I've had a pretty tough week la, not bad, but tough... I know I'll get through it, just need to get the hang out of my rountine first. Still adjusting to both places is not really a good thing. Sigh.





Anyway, was checking my mails today, and I couldn't beleive this picture:

You may be wondering why... and the reason to that is that the title of the email went like this:

Miss Thai-Gay

And no, that's not her name. -_-

Caption of the day is:



SHIT HAPPENS, SO DON'T SWEAT IT



courtesy of Becks the Cracks, hehe...

Houston, we have a baby!

We have a new addition to the family :)

He's just adorable la...




See, I told you so :)

He looks more like a Chinese baby right... My sis kinda looks a bit Chinese also la, that's why...
Looks exactly like his mom. His parents haven't quite decided his name yet, but it's gonna be the regular 3 names la, ending with his dad's family name of course.

So he turned out to be a 7-07-07 baby afterall :)
The moment he was born, the whole family rushed out to buy 4D! -__-
Checking all the numbers on his wrist band la, registration number la, dunno what other number all, kiasu... -_-


I wonder what else is going to break in my house once he starts walking and running around the house with the other baby in the house *shudders*

Caption of the day is dedicated to MG :P

My *favourite* caption :P

It's a 777 baby!

I'm keeping my fingers crossed.

My sister has been admitted, apparently her pressure is too high. She's been having this problem since she got pregnant. Doctor says that its best to take the baby out so that he's not affected.

That's right. I said HE. :) Another nephew on the way.

And that's his heartbeat :)




The "pressure" machine



Nice view from her room though... :P



And she brought entertainment, there's no Astro in this room, but they have the local channels on tv la. This was the last room they had. Apparently, everybody is trying to give birth to 777 babies. So kiasu man!


Anyway, she's under observation tonight, and if all goes well, she will have a baby tomorrow. :)

So, I'll have an additional bundle of joy, besides this one :)



He's so adorable. Sometimes, when he does something naughty and I keep telling him not to in a stern way, he just hugs me and tells me he loves me in the most adorable way :) So cute eh? When he does stuff like that, it just makes you forget everything else in the world and shower him with kisses, coz at that moment, that's all that matters. He's also like super-intelligent. Like, the other day, he was playing with his toy animals (he loves animals and he has like a whole collection of it la) and he asked me to get him the 'lioness'. I was in awe. LOL. He's 2 and a half and he knows words like lioness??? LOL, I only realized that there are female lion's when I was about 9 I think. Damn slow man. lol.



Anyways, enough about my bundle of joy, caption of the day is:


hmmm... I'm so adopting a Brangelina bunch! hehe

Y god Y???

Sometimes I wonder if God is punishing me for all the naughty things I ever did by giving me dumb students. Y god y?
I wasn't all that bad, at least I think I wasn't that bad to deserve students who argue with me about having sentences like:

"I think computer course is good because my brother took it and now he has a job"

in an academic piece of writing and tell me that it's totally acceptable to write crap like this in academic papers... SINCE FUCKIN WHEN??? And at least my sentence is grammatically correct, I couldn't bring myself to type the exact sentence he did because it was so f&^#$ up and I can't even remember it. This was the student who proudly declared to the class that he is going to get a band 6 for IELTS, and not forgetting, wants to become an architect. Dunno which buildings are gonna collapse in the future...*shudders*

And the worst part is, when I patiently corrected him, he started arguing with me. Great. Dumb and arrogant. The worst combination. Haiyo. I really don't mind explaining to my students when they don't know stuff, I really don't. Heck, that's my job, and I love it. But when it comes to arrogant bastards like this one, I just couldn't give a fuck and I wish they were deported back to their blardy countries and stop making my life miserable.

Of course I corrected him, and the rest of the class that argued alongside him, telling me, that I'M WRONG. *&^%%^&**.

And I gave him a piece of my mind, calmly of course, I never, EVER loose my temper in class. Shows students how vulnerable you are and puts you in a compromising position. Always calm, but damn sarcastic :P, when I'm pissed la.


So, after class, he came to kiss my ass (not literally, of course) so he erased the contents on the white board, and once everybody left, came to apologize to me. Sigh... so ok la, at least got the decency to do that. Sheesh.


Caption of the day:



Wonder whether the caption refers to my ambition
or his... lol

Damn Tired man!!!!

First day of work :(


5 hours of class, without a proper course outline, don't know how I managed, but I did...

Too tired to even type :(


Later...

I'm convinced I'm the next Jamie Oliver

No, your eyes did not deceive you.

Behold, I am the new Geraldine Olivia??? I took pics of me holding the spatula in an *interesting way, but then decided not to put it here. I look so tanned/ burnt after my swimming in the hot afternoon sun that day :(

Lol. I cooked la, and it tasted so good (even my dad said it was good ok) so I decided to carry myself and put in the bakul la :P Don't worry, the bakul is very sturdy! haha...


If I don't, who will right? The best part is, I was to malas to defrost the minced meat and all, so I put onions and button mushrooms in the sauce, and that's it. Vegetarian food never tasted so good la -_-

I gotta run now, gotta go teach young brats how to speak Engrish proper-ry :P

Caption of the day:

TRANSFORMERS!

Ok, I'm not exactly a huge fan or transformers, but since Nina called me up and asked me to join her for the movie, I said yes, of course :)

It was a fabulous movie and I had absolutely no regrets watching it. I wasn't a fan of Shia Labeouf until I watched this movie. Nina was a big fan of his, and she loves transformers, so she was absolutely excited about the whole movie.

I was sitting there with Nina, munching the Chachos away (couldn't get popcorns because Nina gets a headache from the smell of it, so weird! :P), and then suddenly out of nowhere, I had eye candy on screen! :))

Sucre :))



Yes, it's my 2nd best man in Prison Break after Wentworth Miller, of course, I would never abandon you baby :P . You know what's the best part, the moment Sucre came out, Nina and I were so excited, we both shouted Sucre in unison, LOL! We could literally feel the everybody in the theater glaring at us wei! :P

*Drools...

So, anyway, the movie was really every entertaining, Shia was damn funny, he was this jittery teenager who soo wanted to fit in, and he's co-star was freaking HAWT, Megan super-Fox. :P


Megan Fox


I was very happy when the movie ended, I was laughing away la. Then, I turned and looked at Nina, she look kinda annoyed. Naturally, I turned to ask her why she looked so constipated la, then she went on and on about the movie not being original and all. Apparently, in the real movie, Bumblebee was a Volkswagen, and not that Chevy, and so many other details, like why Megatron did not evolve into anything, and all that. ROFL!

I told her she needs to get a life, lol. And then, she just waived me off, and called me a bimbo. I took that as a compliment of course :)

Speaking of bimbo's, like my idol is soo outta jail!!! :) Loves the skinny jeans and cute outfit, makes her look so angelic kan? NOT! lol.


She showed up at Larry's with a bible, and when Larry asked her about her fav quote, she said she didn't have any. :P Well, we all know there's a hidden Bobbi Brown make up kit in that Bible of hers and that's the only reason why she carries it out. They probably custom made it for her, like adding Swarovski bling on the cross in front or something. Whatever.

Anyway, I'm currently reading this because I've read the other 2 in the trilogy, so just wanted to complete it la. So many things I wanna say bout it, but so lil time. Will continue when I have the time.


And finally, the moment you have all been waiting for has arrived. Caption of the day is:



*I'm thinkin Marge Simpson :P