I've set the papers and I hate my boss.

I know everybody hates their boss. I hate mine too. Nothing new there except mine is fucking stupid as well.

Been damn busy with the papers and all, and thanks to my stupid boss who can't make up her fucking mind bout what she wants, this happens to be the 3rd time I'm re-designing the questions.

Was so pissed with her on Friday coz I finished my work early and submitted the papers to her. Being the dumb bitch she is, she din bother telling me it should be upon how much and what kind of questions to set. She said "I leaf it up to you laaa " with the blardy chinky slang. So I did la, according to my style. Then, lo and behold, she didn't like the questions because she thinks it's not hard enough for the students. Like are you stupid or something? I know my students ok, they're gonna fail this paper for sure, damn I even took the effort to design it that way. Sheesh.

Then, she just dumped a whole lot of files on me that were as fat as her arse, and told me to go do it over the weekend. FUCK man, weekend is for me, not for your Blardy work Bitch! Should have just told me what you want from the beginning right? UGH!

So, being the blatant bitch I am, I pointed out her fault, and told her that I will try to do it over the weekend coz I already have plans. In a nice way la ( what to do, still my boss what) holding up all the cuss words I wanted so badly to use on her. eeeeeeeeee!

All this coming from a Sociology graduate who doesn't know what an expository essay is! The only reason why she is even in her position is coz she's been there for 14 years, and they couldn't figure out which department they should promote her to. Apparently, thanks to hot office gossips, she was actually gonna get fired once because the whole college knows she sucks at her job. But then homegirl cried her way through and stuck herself to the position. EEUUUWWW! What a gross way to climb the ladder man, at least have some dignity and sleep with the boss la, sheesh.

In conclusion, I hate and love her...
I hate her coz she makes my life difficult at times coz she's stupid
I love her coz I'm smarter than her, and that officially gives me the upper hand to manipulate her =)

* Best part is, she's so easy la... lol. I'm so evil, I'm goin straight to hell. Only consolation lies in the fact that I know I'll see all my office mates there as well. Muahahahahahah :P

Drools...

Can't blog.
Actually, can't even think.
Watching my hero do his thang, hehe drools... :P

Looks like I won't be so busy afterall ! ceh...

Yea, I'm not gonna be that busy after my whining here. One of the classes that I was going to continue attending is full. Plus registration day is over, and there's still no space yet, so I guess I would have to settle for 3 subjects and my project paper this semester.

I'm still adjusting to work, and the bastards students (yes, they are bitchy, and if you were teaching them, you'll know, so stop judging me -_-) ... (except for my cute student) hehe, and I'm in the midst of preparing my exam papers now though.

So technically, I'm still screwed la, but not as hardcore as before, lol. I setting the questions to be damn hard, serves those dumb asses right for acting so damn smart in class. Let them suffer and die. MUAHAHAHHAHA (Evil Laugh)

I'm begining to understand the meaning of the proverb "talam dua muka" with this bunch of students la. In front of me, so nice, buttering my ass all the time, at the back of me, bitch bout me to my boss. No balls la. Just be frank la, sheesh. And the best part is, I told my gay fren bout this (since he has been there for like a good 5 years or something) and he went like :

Gay fren: Aku dah boring lah dengar cerita complaint complaint nih,
talk about something else la.
Me : *Stares at him, thinking what's up ur arse?*
Gay fren: *Immediately picks the nonverbal cue* Tak, cz this students nih, tak habis habis
nak complaint, setiap kali ada cikgu baru, mesti complaint, malas nak layan ah.
Me :Ooooooooooooooooo, macam tu cerita... okok. Like I'm so glad I have you as
my mentor gurlfren :)
Gay fren: I want a bag, make it a prada -_-
Me : Wateva! Let's lunch, I'm starving.
Gay fren: *Rolls eyes*


I love gay men. I do. They just don't love me back, lol. They have a wicked sense of humour and they're so accepting. If all men were gay ( the ugly ones of course) the world would be a better place.

Becks you crack biatch, Wentworth Miller IS NOT GAY ok, he is looking for a bride! Drools...

No caption today, computer had some virus so all my captions pics are gone. :(

I'M OFFICIALLY SCREWED

Yes, I am.

Being the over-confident bitch ( babe in total control of herself :P) I happily registerd for 3 classes and my project paper and took on a full time job not knowing that I miscalculated my credit hours.

Yes, I know, blardy silly and stupid. Dunno whether to call myself bodoh or bangang. Sheesh.

So now, instead of taking all those papers with my full time job, I have to take another 3 unit paper. It's like suicide, I dunno why I'm doing it, but I am.

I told my coursemates about it, and they seem to have a whole-lotta confidence in me. God only knows why :p They're convinced that t I'll do just as well even if I take 7 subjects. Kiasu.

So I'm officially giving up what little life I had and I'm gonna have to bust my ass off this semester. I'm so gonna reward myself when all this is over by taking a wonderful vacation.

Yup, that's me alryt...

My lappie is busted, and I am too :(

First week of classes at UPM, plus work, plus new nephew...





Yes, it spells HORRIFIC all right!





So, I thought I'll show some enthusiasm about classes and went for my class after being caught in a jam for nearly an hour, just to find out that classes were cancelled. My friends, instead of informing me regarding this, just stood outside class and waited for me coz they wanted to have tea with me. Classic la, nampak sangat they're my frens :P





The next day, went for class, lo and behold, I received a tonne of assignments and briefings on how to do it. Feeling so miserable already :(





You know how they always say three's a charm, lol, well mine wasn't. I promptly fell sick on the third day, so I skipped classes, and had to take a mc the next day. My poor cute student. Yes, I only feel sorry for the one cute guy in my class :P (yes, I do not really care bout the rest)





So I've had a pretty tough week la, not bad, but tough... I know I'll get through it, just need to get the hang out of my rountine first. Still adjusting to both places is not really a good thing. Sigh.





Anyway, was checking my mails today, and I couldn't beleive this picture:

You may be wondering why... and the reason to that is that the title of the email went like this:

Miss Thai-Gay

And no, that's not her name. -_-

Caption of the day is:



SHIT HAPPENS, SO DON'T SWEAT IT



courtesy of Becks the Cracks, hehe...

Houston, we have a baby!

We have a new addition to the family :)

He's just adorable la...




See, I told you so :)

He looks more like a Chinese baby right... My sis kinda looks a bit Chinese also la, that's why...
Looks exactly like his mom. His parents haven't quite decided his name yet, but it's gonna be the regular 3 names la, ending with his dad's family name of course.

So he turned out to be a 7-07-07 baby afterall :)
The moment he was born, the whole family rushed out to buy 4D! -__-
Checking all the numbers on his wrist band la, registration number la, dunno what other number all, kiasu... -_-


I wonder what else is going to break in my house once he starts walking and running around the house with the other baby in the house *shudders*

Caption of the day is dedicated to MG :P

My *favourite* caption :P

It's a 777 baby!

I'm keeping my fingers crossed.

My sister has been admitted, apparently her pressure is too high. She's been having this problem since she got pregnant. Doctor says that its best to take the baby out so that he's not affected.

That's right. I said HE. :) Another nephew on the way.

And that's his heartbeat :)




The "pressure" machine



Nice view from her room though... :P



And she brought entertainment, there's no Astro in this room, but they have the local channels on tv la. This was the last room they had. Apparently, everybody is trying to give birth to 777 babies. So kiasu man!


Anyway, she's under observation tonight, and if all goes well, she will have a baby tomorrow. :)

So, I'll have an additional bundle of joy, besides this one :)



He's so adorable. Sometimes, when he does something naughty and I keep telling him not to in a stern way, he just hugs me and tells me he loves me in the most adorable way :) So cute eh? When he does stuff like that, it just makes you forget everything else in the world and shower him with kisses, coz at that moment, that's all that matters. He's also like super-intelligent. Like, the other day, he was playing with his toy animals (he loves animals and he has like a whole collection of it la) and he asked me to get him the 'lioness'. I was in awe. LOL. He's 2 and a half and he knows words like lioness??? LOL, I only realized that there are female lion's when I was about 9 I think. Damn slow man. lol.



Anyways, enough about my bundle of joy, caption of the day is:


hmmm... I'm so adopting a Brangelina bunch! hehe

Y god Y???

Sometimes I wonder if God is punishing me for all the naughty things I ever did by giving me dumb students. Y god y?
I wasn't all that bad, at least I think I wasn't that bad to deserve students who argue with me about having sentences like:

"I think computer course is good because my brother took it and now he has a job"

in an academic piece of writing and tell me that it's totally acceptable to write crap like this in academic papers... SINCE FUCKIN WHEN??? And at least my sentence is grammatically correct, I couldn't bring myself to type the exact sentence he did because it was so f&^#$ up and I can't even remember it. This was the student who proudly declared to the class that he is going to get a band 6 for IELTS, and not forgetting, wants to become an architect. Dunno which buildings are gonna collapse in the future...*shudders*

And the worst part is, when I patiently corrected him, he started arguing with me. Great. Dumb and arrogant. The worst combination. Haiyo. I really don't mind explaining to my students when they don't know stuff, I really don't. Heck, that's my job, and I love it. But when it comes to arrogant bastards like this one, I just couldn't give a fuck and I wish they were deported back to their blardy countries and stop making my life miserable.

Of course I corrected him, and the rest of the class that argued alongside him, telling me, that I'M WRONG. *&^%%^&**.

And I gave him a piece of my mind, calmly of course, I never, EVER loose my temper in class. Shows students how vulnerable you are and puts you in a compromising position. Always calm, but damn sarcastic :P, when I'm pissed la.


So, after class, he came to kiss my ass (not literally, of course) so he erased the contents on the white board, and once everybody left, came to apologize to me. Sigh... so ok la, at least got the decency to do that. Sheesh.


Caption of the day:



Wonder whether the caption refers to my ambition
or his... lol

Damn Tired man!!!!

First day of work :(


5 hours of class, without a proper course outline, don't know how I managed, but I did...

Too tired to even type :(


Later...